GLIMLAG ’n BIETJIE!

Hier is twee grappies oor hobo’s waaroor jy kan glimlag vandag:-

I heard a story the other day about a hobo who walked up to the front door of a big farmhouse, and knocked on the door until the owner answered. The hobo said, “Sir, could I please have something to eat ? I haven’t had a meal in days.” The well-to-do owner of the house said, “I have made my fortune
in the world by never giving anything away for free. If you go around to the back of the house, you’ll fine a fresh gallon of paint and a clean brush. Paint my porch and I’ll give you a good meal.”

The hobo headed off to the back of the house. About an hour later he knocked on the front door. The homeowner was surprised. “You’re finished already? That was quick! Come on in and sit down, and I’ll have the cook bring you a meal.” “Thank you, sir!” the hobo said. “I must tell you though, you really don’t know your cars. That’s not a Porch back there. It’s a BMW.”

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A hobo knocked on the door of an English pub called “George and the Dragon.” A woman opened the door. He asked, “Could I have a bit to eat?” The woman screamed at him and began to curse and malign him. Finally she slammed the door in his face. He knocked again and the woman opened the door. “Now,” he said, “could I have a few words with George?”

PSALM 59:9 Maar U, o HERE, lag oor hulle; U spot met al die heidene.

Is jy nog deel van die mense oor wie God lag of het jy al jou saak met God reg gemaak?

GEBED

Here, baie dankie dat ons nog in hierdie gejaagde tyd kan lag. Gee dat dit waaroor ek lag alleen tot U eer sal wees en nie ‘n gelag in die kring van die spotters nie? AMEN